Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
12.06.2025 03:16

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
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I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t cotton to rapists
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for traitorism
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I actually pay taxes
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
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I can read
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t buy bullshit
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I have a reading level above third grade
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
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I know who the president of Turkey really is
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
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I have complete contempt for fakery
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
I can count
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I understand how hurricane paths work
I see through liars
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I have an acute aversion to scumbags